Tuesday, July 11, 2017

No. CVI: "Related" Stories?

WSJ: Trump Jr. Met Russian Lawyer Who Claimed to Have Information on Hillary Clinton (paywall)

In a statement Sunday, Donald Trump Jr. said he didn’t know the lawyer’s name before the meeting, and said they were set up by an “acquaintance” from the 2013 Miss Universe pageant.


NASA: 2017 Total Eclipse Of The Sun

On Monday, August 21, 2017, all of North America will be treated to an eclipse of the sun.


As mansplain of Junior's Moscow hook-up unzips
could we be facing (finally) the Trumpocolypse?
Will Daddy have NASA make this son eclipse?

Mr. Trump jr., one question?
I don't mean to be cute,
but when you say "acquaintance" 
do you mean prostitute?

(I know, I know...it was all for fun
and after all, like father, like son?)