Tuesday, August 1, 2017

No. CXXI: GOP's Thinking [sic]

WSJ: Scaramucci Removed at Urging of New Chief Kelly (Paywall)


Anthony Scaramucci has been removed from his position as White House communications director, just 10 days after it was announced he would take it. He was ousted at the urging of the new Chief of Staff John Kelly.


We must not let White House chaos dismay us.
Granted, it will somewhat delay us.
Making America "great" again
will just have to wait until when
the muck and the nonsense with Trump
helps President Pence over the hump
with a palace coup led by John Kelly.
(Who has, you know, read Machiavelli.)

With Pence as prexy and Kelly v-p,
we achieve ultimate (lasting?) victory.
See the shadow noon gnomon? It is an omen.
The U.S. is become the Empire Roman.
And, no, that is not just a teaser.
The Republic is over. Hail Kelly! Hail Caesar!