| USA Today: Trump presses Mexico's Peña Nieto to stop publicly opposing border wall "If you are going to say that Mexico is not going to pay for the wall, then I do not want to meet with you guys anymore because I cannot live with that," Trump said in a January call, according to the Washington Post. (With apologies to Stephen Sondheim ("Send In The Clowns") Son of a bitch. |
| One thing is clear. |
| I've got to keep out all immigrants |
| or it's my career. |
| Send in the clowns. |
| Whatever I tweet, |
| Congress won't move |
| As much as I lie, |
| my folks still approve. |
| Where are the clowns? |
| Send in the clowns. |
| When I try to start |
| building my wall, |
| never acknowledging |
| the idea is screwball, |
| holding my rallies again, |
| with my beautiful hair. |
| Same old stale lies. |
| Does anyone care? |
| I am a farce. |
| Don't you agree? |
| Whatever else this is, |
| it's great late night TV. |
| And where are the clowns? |
| Quick, send in the clowns. |
| Don't bother, they're me. |
