Guardian: It's an alpha male thing: what dominant chimpanzees and Donald Trump have in common
In the wild and in captivity, chimpanzee colonies organize themselves into tightly structured hierarchies....The alpha leader dominates all others through tactics of threat, intimidation, bluffing, and outright aggression – and importantly, by forming short-term, pragmatic coalitions (let us call them “deals”) with other high-status males.
Disgusting!
Revolting!
Disgraceful
Insulting!
Comparing a pure, sweet innocent chimp
to this primitive, bloated, "hairy" blond blimp.
If I were a chimp you know what I'd do?
Call up my lawyer and tell him to sue.
I'd call on Jane Goodall to testify
we're nothing like this disgusting guy.
Though...from what we've seen,
believe me, it's true,
Donald does know
how to throw poo.
[Updated September 14, 2017, 10:00 p.m.]
