GOP sees
more victories,
more winning seasons.
Here are our reasons.
First, we'll repeal
all The New Deal,
Social Security
is bound for obscurity.
Consumer protection
we consider infection.
We put our faith in
a Magic Marketplace.
We will not spare
Medicaid/Medicare.
So, if you're sickly,
learn to pray quickly.
We'll take our sabre
to organized labor.
And though it’s unsavory,
we may bring back slavery —
not, mind,
the “racial” kind! —
to end the allure
of being born poor.
If you want to eat,
we’ll put you to work
and provide housing
and post-work delousing
for jobs at present
considered unpleasant
for which we can’t
find immigrants,
who we will ban
as quick as we can.
We will exercise caution
outlawing abortion.
(Of course, we're lying.
Can't blame us for trying!)
Voting rights
will be applied.
No rich Christian Republican
will be denied.
(Oh, alright,
so long as they're white
and hate the unstraight.
It'll be great.)
Since challenges will,
likely, be mounted,
we’ll let others vote.
(Their votes won’t be counted.)
In foreign lands
or other hands
these plans might
seem dementary.
WE. DO. NOT. CARE!
We will do
what we've always pledged to:
repeal the 20th century.
(Once we've settled that score,
then we'll undo the one before.)