Tuesday, December 5, 2017

No. 219.1: EXTRA! Judgement Day (Roy Moore Has It...)

Somebody — PLEASE! — take a hammer
to WHITE Alabama
come right upside their head.
How can these poor folk
be such force majeure folk?
Can't they be Christian instead?
Oh, I know that they say they are,
insist and pray they are,
but I say the way they are
would make any Savior
wish He was actu'lly dead.
Don't mean to be snide. . .but
go FAR AWAY Tide!