- Two North Carolina towns call off events fearing ‘disruption’
- ‘We just absolutely had to err on the side of public safety
(with apologies to Irving Berlin)
We're dreamin' of a WHITE CHRISTmas
just like the ones we used to know
we're politickin' fer cotton pickin'
Down here, cotton is our snow
We're
dreamin' of a WHITE CHRISTmas
with
Stars and Bars still flying high
when
grey coat heroes beat Northern Neros
and
clouds like Jesus fill the sky
We're dreamin' of a WHITE CHRISTmas
where
we determine who can vote
we're buildin' walls to keep out all
those
folks who stick in our throat
We're
dreamin' of a WHITE CHRISTmas
only
WHITE CHRISTIANS need apply
what
Lincoln meant is decadent
Jeff
Davis is our guy
We're dreamin' of a WHITE CHRISTmas
which will extend throughout the year
Then, with great Southern cheer,
we will buy Brett Kavanaugh a beer