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ACH DE TRUMP (December 9)
(with apologies to Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe)
I have often lied to my crowd before
Hired immigrants which I do not allow no more
Only God knows why I so love to lie
It's what I, Donald Trump, have to give
My lies cause Dems to cry and frown,
around the world my lies have won me great renown
My fol-low-ers a-dore what the Dems deplore
because what I, Donald Trump, have to give
And, oh, the cowering feeling
Dems feel whene'er I appear
The in-mouth souring feeling
when one by one their judges disappear
So what the House impeaches me?
McConnell and his Senate lack all honesty,
and, therefore, will my conviction kill
'cuz what I, Donald Trump, have to give
So what the House impeaches me?
MY GOP does not pretend to decency
and the Senate will my conviction kill
'cuz what I, Donald Trump, have to give