Tuesday, December 5, 2017

No. 219.3 EXTRA! Letter Of Condolence

Russia’s Olympic Committee has been banned from the Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang and ordered to pay $15m in costs after making what the International Olympic Committee called an “unprecedented attack on the integrity of the Olympic Games and sport”.
Dear Vlad,

Personally, I Donald, think it's a shame
banning your boys (burly girls?) from Winter Games.
I, like you, favor using all means,
human growth hormone, amphetamines. . .
If you want to win, you go to extremes.

Sorry your guys (gals?) won't have their flag
and won't be allowed to compete in drag,
but when the dust settles,
I'll send you our medals.
All's well that ends well
and I'll build you a hotel.
(And, I trust, you will agree
to leave locating the cameras to me.)

Love ya 4eva,
your pal,
Donald John