Russia’s Olympic
Committee has been banned from the Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang and
ordered to pay $15m in costs after making what the International
Olympic Committee called an “unprecedented attack on the integrity
of the Olympic Games and sport”.
Dear Vlad,
Personally, I
Donald, think it's a shame
banning your boys
(burly girls?) from Winter Games.
I, like you, favor
using all means,
human growth
hormone, amphetamines. . .
If you want to
win, you go to extremes.
Sorry your guys
(gals?) won't have their flag
and won't be
allowed to compete in drag,
but when the dust
settles,
I'll send you our
medals.
All's well that
ends well
and I'll build you a
hotel.
(And, I trust, you will agree
to leave locating the cameras to me.)
Love ya 4eva,
your pal,
Donald John