Wednesday, December 6, 2017

No. 220: Cool, A GOP Jazz Riff (featuring Alan Greenspan on clarinet)

Relax, man!
Don't worry that “voters” don't like out tax plan.
What they opine is of no note.
When we are done, they will not have the vote.
We're packing the courts, changing the system,
replacing “democracy” with Ayn Randy wisdom,
paring government down to a minimum,
running the country as a condominium
where voting depends on shares outstanding
and peasants — er, people — can't go demanding
food, water, shelter. . .“justice”, medical care
that they don't pay for. How is it fair
to ask us, their betters, their natural superiors
to pay for the upkeep of all these inferiors?
Soon, with robots replacing the masses
we'll no longer need these “working” classes.
We'll just tell Alexa to order a car
to drive us from wherever we are
to the beach house, the country club, the airport, the yacht.
Any hoi polloi in our way will be shot.

We all agree: this is fair. Do we not?