Ever seeking new ways to purloin
rob, steal, pilfer, confabulate
funders of hedges are trading bitcoin
praying it isn't already too late
to play on human cupidity
by preying on investors' stupidity
and selling what amounts, I suppose,
to high-tech takes on the Emperor's new
clothes.
Jealous, I am. I want in on the scam.
I herewith propose an alternative.
Monsieur madam, AIR COIN®
is no sham
it might even be too conservative.
Yes, to be fair, it is just hot air
and “mined” every time you exhale.
Coins can be stored in expandable purses
which, when pricked, AIR
COIN® disperses.
Bitcoin or AIR COIN®?
Let me be terse.
Who can honestly say which
one is worse?