ATTENTION!
All men,
gay, straight and bi-:
sign this right now
or explain why
in your “special” case
it doesn't apply.
I cannot state
categorically
that — speaking
historically —
I have never behaved
like a knave
in the pursuit of
what gentlemen crave.
x
I might have been
tired, drunk or distracted,
when to some woman
(or guy) I felt attracted.
And, may I say,
he/she was provoking
while I, for my
part, was only joking?
John
Q. Everyguy
Not
a bad
try.
But can we deduce
men are a
sorry excuse?