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MALEFICENT REGRESSION (December 11)
(with apologies to Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller)
Fe fe fi fi
He's so dumb
He cannot walk
while he's chewing gum
Donnie Trump, Donnie Trump
What a chump, that Donnie Trump
He's gonna get caught
(we hope — eventually)
“Why's everybody always pickin' on me?”
He lies and he cheats,
that's that's how it is
Moscow prostitutes
he watches while they whiz*
Donnie Trump, Donnie Trump
What a chump, that Donnie Trump
He's gonna get caught
(we hope — eventually)
“Why's everybody always pickin' on me?”
Who's always tweeting his defeats?
Who's always dampening his sheets?
Whose “berders” cause all those repeats?
Guess who? “Who, me?” Yeah, you!
Who COL-ludes with Putin?
Who bribes Ukraine?
Who's all obsessed
with toilets and with rain?
Donnie Trump, Donnie Trump
What a chump, that Donnie Trump
He's gonna get caught
(we hope — eventually)
“Why's everybody always pickin' on me?”
Who COL-ludes with Putin?
Who bribes Ukraine?
Who's all obsessed
with toilets and with rain?
Donnie Trump, Donnie Trump
What a chump, that Donnie Trump
He's gonna get caught
(we hope — eventually)
“Why's everybody always pickin' on me?”
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*allegedly