Robert E. Lee a traitor?
Is that a barrier
to putting his name on
my next aircraft carrier.
If they say I'm cahootin',
next ship in this class
U.S.S. Tsar Vladimir Putin.
Gotcha!
Just kidding.
But it's within my power,
to rebrand a carrier as a Trump Tower.
And, BELIEVE ME, I know what sells,
welcome to TRUMP DELUXE FLOATING HOTELS.
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