888.1: EXTRA! I'll Tell Ya What I'd Do

FROM INSIDE THE LIAR’S LAIR (June 29) —

If Sleepy Joe were smart like me, 

he’d call me “Donnie the Con Man”.

“Don the Con”, when you wanna go short.

A perfect fit. A biting retort.

Suits me to “T”. (It IS my initial).

So, I would say, that makes it official.

And as a clincher to cut through the clatter,

he could say something like, “Trump's Lies Matter!”